So, how come you never update your blog any more?

"So, how come you never update your blog any more?"
"'Cos I've been busy, dude!"

Yes, yes... I'm sure there are a legion of dzof.org fans out there who bemoan the recent silence. However, never let it be said that I'm heartless and uncaring. I present to you... a post!

Now, a list of things that have been keeping me away from the blog:

• Writing. Specifically, I should be telling - nay, forcing - you to watch Impian Illyana. I wrote this week's episode - it says so on the credit, it must be true, regardless of how much the producer and actors changed the dialogue. This week is Week 3, I also wrote weeks 9 and 13 (should be airing 12-16 Sep and 10-14 Oct) and hand a hand in weeks 8 (5-9 Sep) and 11 (26-30 Sep). Got that? It's on NTV7, Mondays to Fridays, 5 minutes per episode, starts at 8.55. The recaps on the weekends are heavily summarised and edited down and have bits missing, so I don't recommend waiting for those.


• More writing. I'm now ramping up to write many, many episodes for a new TV series in August. It will air on Malaysian TV, star many beautiful people and feature the most insightful, amazing writing ever to be seen. If all goes to plan, that is.


• Teaching. I am now a Business Objects Certified Professional and a Crystal Reports Certified Professional for version XI. If you have no idea what that means, it probably doesn't matter. If you do, I'd like to point out that as far as I know, I'm the only certified trainer for BOE XI and CR XI in Malaysia. Like they say, I'm Da Man.


• Consulting. Yeah, it pays the bills. No, the product I've been working on isn't publicly online yet.

Is that enough for a post?