No Gay Elves

No Gay Elves
In conjunction with The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, we are proud to present our Just Say No to Gay Elves campaign. We call out to all those out there that have had to put up and persist with the drooling over that long silky-haired, soft-voiced, laconicly-soft-voiced, eye-candy-camera-hogging, oh-my-god-how-gay-can-you-get elf that has more than his fair share of screen time in the trilogy.

To this end we now say, "No Gay Elves Here!". We encourage all to paricipate by doing the following:

posted on Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - permalink
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